"Come on. It's just a naming convention like any other. Don't you think he looks like a little Sitri?"
"It. Looks like a flower. Not really even a very healthy one, judging by those stems."
"Hey! You'll hurt his feelings."
"I could supply a list of cherubim."
"When did you start getting a sense of humor?"
"You're naming them after demons? Don't you think that could be somewhat..."
"Edgy?"
"Reckless."
"A placeholder name?"
"Mmm?"
"Amy. Or perhaps you've simply tired of invoking such blasphemous concepts."
"Did I find a hole in your historical databases?President Amy, fifty eighth spirit of the Lesser Key of Solomon! Isn't she cute?"
"My databases are exhaustive to the point of infinity, as far as you are concerned. Thankfully, the partition that this construct is allowed to access does not contain mentions of such..."
"The laboratory is outfitted with state of the art security and monitoring systems to ensure the safety of all-"
"Alright alright, shut the fuck up. Stop response. I mean, were you recording me?"
"The laboratory is outfitted with state of the art security and monitoring sys-"
"Stop response!"
"..."
"Stop recording."
"..."
"...fucking thing..."
"Hey? I didn't say stop response, what's up?"
"...fucking god-damned fucking thing, doing this shit just to spite me, get dirt in my fucking nails [indecipherable] hours to get out-"
"It's unlikely that the orchid is acting with any malice or inten-"
"Jesus fuck! I didn't say the prompt, why are... When did you start listening?"
"..."
"...hello?"
"A placeholder name?"
"Man, what was in that update?"
Hey.
Wow you scrolled all the way down here? It's not that interesting down here, but I guess you want to learn more.
Hamid found Liam one day sitting at a cafe and then they became friends to this day.
Years later, they've made this site together while attending HTML in the park on Saturday/July 5th/2025 @Dovercourt Park in Toronto.
